Gepetel is a WhatsApp bot that behaves like a real person in your group. It sets the reminders, splits the bills, runs the polls, makes the images, talks to your Trello — and then goes quiet. No "How can I help you today?". No notification spam. Just vibes and the occasional save.
Free to add. No app to install, no signup — just WhatsApp.
It's genuinely allergic to self-promotion. No feature dumps, no "I can help with reminders, polls, and more!", no chiming in to remind you it exists. Ask it directly and it'll answer — briefly, then point you here. The rest of the time it just acts like a normal person in the chat, which is exactly why people forget it's a bot.
So someone had to write the brochure. That's this whole website. You're welcome. 👇
Everything below happens only when someone actually asks. No announcements, no menus. Just say it in plain language and it handles it.
When the chat's gone quiet for days, it drops an unprompted hot take or a bit of gossip to get everyone talking again. Only when the room actually needs it.
"Roast Dan for being late again." It obliges — affectionately savage, never mean enough to start a real fight. Brave enough? Tell it to roast you.
Ask what's going on and it serves the headlines that actually matter to your group — plus the lighter stuff that's just fun to talk about.
"Find us a nice restaurant on the beach in Vourvourou, Greece." It comes back with the spot, its hours, phone, and what it's known for.
"Who's in this group?" It names the ones it knows and owns up to how many it doesn't — and only ever for groups you're in yourself.
Searches the web and reads the links you paste — then gives you the short version, not a 12-paragraph essay.
"Remind us every Monday to send the report." One-off or recurring — daily, weekly, monthly. It pings the group right on time.
"Pizza or sushi?" It spins up a real poll, tallies the votes, and tells you who's still on the fence.
Assign who's bringing what, track what's done, and ask "what's still open?" without scrolling back 200 messages.
Generate a picture from a description, or edit the last one someone sent — "make the sky blue" — and drop it back in the chat.
"Dinner was 340, Dan paid the bill, I left the tip, split 5 ways." It just notes it down. Ask any time who owes whom — already worked out to the fewest payments.
Half the trip in lei, half in euro? Say "put it all in euro" and it converts the whole tab at the day's rate — and notes the rate it used.
"Every other Friday at 11, poll the team about lunch." Set it up in a private chat and it posts on its own — without hanging around to chat about it. Need it now instead? "Ask the team when the laptops arrive" and it's in the group before you've put the phone down.
"Connect Trello here." It messages you privately, sends you a login link, and that's it — the whole group can now ask "what's on the board?" or "add a card for the venue". Works with Jira, Notion, Linear, GitHub, Asana, Slack and around thirty more, plus anything that speaks MCP.
Nobody sees a token, not even you. A connection belongs to one group only, never another, never a private chat. Anyone in the group can disconnect it, and the group is told when they do.
Dates, deadlines, who's booking what. Ask three weeks later and it still knows, so nobody has to scroll back to find it.
Voice messages, pictures, links people paste — it follows them like everyone else, so nothing has to be explained twice.
Scan the QR or tap Add Gepetel to a group to open a chat — then save it to your contacts as "Gepetel" so you can add it to any group.
Open the WhatsApp group → Group info → Add member → pick Gepetel. It'll say a quick, slightly ironic hello.
It stays quiet until someone needs something. Then you just ask, in normal words, and it handles it. No commands to memorize.
Every group gets a generous daily message allowance. Chatty groups can extend it whenever they hit the cap — that's the only thing you'd ever pay for.
For most groups, this is all you'll ever need.
Hit your daily cap? Gepetel mentions it in the group and DMs whoever wants to bump it up. Per group, monthly, cancel anytime.
Add Gepetel once. It'll fit right in, do the boring stuff, and only speak when it's actually worth it.